your-dad-says-no:

My favorite TV dork

your-dad-says-no:

My favorite TV dork

typette:

zeedikay:

drcabl3:

jessicreep:

kittydoom:

A Multi-Function Clip That Hides a Toolbox In Your Hair

Um yes!

I still want to bulk buy these and adonize  batch pink.

And it would still get stuck in my hair…

now THIS is what I’m fucking talking about
EDIT: IT FUNCTIONS AS A FUCKING ORANGE PEELER, AND EVEN A LAMP IF YOU HAVE A STRING AND SOME OIL. SERIOUSLY???

JUST IN CASE YOU APPARENTLY NEED AN EMERGENCY ONE FOR RELIGIOUS SERVICES?

typette:

zeedikay:

drcabl3:

jessicreep:

kittydoom:

A Multi-Function Clip That Hides a Toolbox In Your Hair

Um yes!

I still want to bulk buy these and adonize  batch pink.

And it would still get stuck in my hair…

now THIS is what I’m fucking talking about

EDIT: IT FUNCTIONS AS A FUCKING ORANGE PEELER, AND EVEN A LAMP IF YOU HAVE A STRING AND SOME OIL. SERIOUSLY???

JUST IN CASE YOU APPARENTLY NEED AN EMERGENCY ONE FOR RELIGIOUS SERVICES?

beaky-peartree:

And some more

danisnxtonfire:

I’m glad someone appreciates puns as much as phil does

whitebeltwriter:

There needs to be a bar or club or something that when you walk in there’s a rack of different color wristbands with words like “I’m looking for-“

  • girls
  • boys
  • anyone
  • no one
  • friends
  • etc

So that everyone would know who’s looking for who.

Like:

"Hey that girl is cute. And her wristband says she’s also looking for a girl. Sweet!”

Or:

"He’s cute, but his wristband says girls. Oh well."

golgothabase:

I FUCKING DOWNLOADED A SEASON OF FULL HOUSE INSTEAD OF HOUSE AGAIN

jinn0uchi:

the-hatred-machine:

purgatorystuck:

Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old

Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes

I love spanish

A capital letter changes it even further:

Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses

literally the best post I have seen on this website

supernintendogs:

"reporting sexual harassment can ruin someones career" YEAH WELL SEXUAL HARASSMENT CAN RUIN SOMEONES LIFE

queen-of-fallen-angels:

nat-loves-every-body-cuz-yeah:

kate-wisehart:

cacen:

necromancer:

What I imagine happens when people see something on their dash that makes them comment “SCREAMING OMFGFG D SJGHIJEBFKKJDVJKN”

now let me tell you something you might not know: this fucking piece of shit video changed my life

"but it’s just some guy screaming" well sit down son you’re in for a rollercoaster of a story

so a year ago or so I was scrolling along my dashboard when I saw klefable had reblogged this video of some random guy and had tagged it something like ‘lol he’s cute’ and I was like OH I’LL BE THE JUDGE OF THAT so I watched this fucking video of some shitty pissing English boy screaming in his living room and it had like ten thousand notes and that was a pretty big deal back then

I thought to myself ‘you know what fuck it I’m gonna follow this piece of shit for no fucking reason whatsoever’ so I clicked follow and for some ungodly reason he followed back which was unexpected because he was some Tumblr famous arsedouche and you know what I fucking hated him because he was English and he hated me back because I’m Welsh but we somehow formed this twisted friendship over the internet where we’d do nothing but fucking send hate messages to each other because that’s what Welsh and English people do

how on earth we fell in love and celebrated our one year anniversary two weeks ago is a fucking mystery to me

image

happy fucking anniversary you screaming English pisslord

This is like the cutest story I’ve ever read.

omg

TUMBLR

rubee:

ilovemaydayparade69:

rubee:

"why dont you just give him a chance"

idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested

Damn, I don’t think women know how much that really hurts

you know what else hurts?????????? getting abused for being a ‘bad person’ because you didnt want to date somebody that you werent interested in